Girl leaves, my heart grieves,
"Mom and Dad, can I stay here please?"
I'm back on the farm again.
Oh no, well there goes
a couple dozen " I told you so's"
I'm back on the farm again.

Chorus:
Yeah, I swear I gotta gun underneath the bunk bed, gonna blow away the rooster if he wakes up the dead.
Had to hock the hot rod to pay the credit cards. Debt is too easy, life is too hard.

The folks snore until four, then ya gotta do the morning chores.
I'm back on the farm again.

When I left the hometown, I flipped the birdie at the drugstore crowd...
now I'm back on the farm again.
I can't sleep, it's no good, in this peace-infested neighborhood.
I'm back on the farm again.

Chorus

Pretty thing, you're so soft, meet me later in the hayloft.
I'm back on the farm again.
The girl's great, our hearts mate, our love drips with a twist of fate.
I'm back on the farm again...
I'm back on the farm again.